He looks like an elongated meathead.
He looks like he hosts a historical podcast series about Chewbacca's family tree.
His face looks like the bearded guy from Impractical Jokers on groundhog day in a nuclear wasteland.
Looking like he asks for over-time and overbite pay.
He looks like all he eats are sugar cookies from the table at Alice and Wonderland.
He looks like Guillermo Del Toro's cousin named Taxidermo.
He looks like a physical manifestation of "what will get you fired" in Corporate America."
Looking like he hangs jars of purple hummus his mom used to make from chandeliers at Costco.
Looking like the Earl of Dumpster County.
Looking like he has three felonies and they're all based out of a bathroom in Texaco near a gay diner.
Looking like the captain of the Nincompoop Squad in Revenge of the Nerds 8.
Looking like he sews strait jackets outside of Game of Thrones conventions.
Looking like he prolly brushes his teeth w/ lamb shears.
Last edited by Vulgar; 11-01-2015 at 04:11 PM.
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