Lookin like Costa Ricas most notorious book store yelp reviewer
Lookin like he uses a hollowed out dildo as a snorkel when he dives for treasure
Lookin like he scalpels counterfeit Dolphin Experience tickets to support his cheeseburger addiction
Lookin like he's gonna be fucking thrilled about go pro in 5 years
Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it
Lookin like his alcoholic step dad coined his nickname "ccapt inappropriate " and taught him all these shitty jokes while simultaneously hustling him out his birthday money to buy pall malls
Lookin like he rolls scratch off tickets up and snorts the shavings when he's done
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