Lookin like a former Lonely Alley Beyblade champion that never lived up to the hype
Lookin like a proud owner and current user of a Walkman cd player hip holster
Lookin like he tells tourist he's the local shark wrestler but it's not open season atm
Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83
Lookin like a failed background actor for 90's sitcoms
Lookin like he stalks the boardwalk with bags of crushed aspirin, asking people if they wanna experience a blizzard in the tropics
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