30: Days of Night
When I was just a little guy and barely measured much
October 31st my parents dressed me up
We went around the block with them carrying my stuff
And after 20 minutes it was apparent I was done
Sharing lots of fun with my friends and the neighbors
And getting into trouble as a seven or eighter
“Please take one” meant 11 or greater
And we each came home with some excellent flavors
Especially heinous like law an order
The more gruesome the better with the costume horror
Hella bundled up now with pocket warmers
Cause we stayin out real late to walk the corners
Dropped the orange bucket and swapped it
For a big ass pillow case to stuff it with chocolate
Humongously awesome with this load of candy bars
We stumbling often cause it throws our balance off!!
Older now we not into that trick or fuckin treatin
Get together with some buddies for a little fun this weekend
A little on the geek end, but we just gaming with pizza
Cause Halloween is gay and we don’t play that shit neither
18 and eager we attending monster mashes
Wearing tons of outfits but expecting lots of asses
Slutty shocking flashes, and just slutty this and slutty that
Slutty princess, slutty cat… supple tits and bubble ass!
A cup of whisky from the glass to get the evening started
Couple this with puff and pass, and get complete retarded
Text some peeps to party cause I don’t wanna be home
And fuck giving out candy in this economy yo
And I’m not to be told that I have to dress up, pal
Cause I’m thirty years old and Halloween’s dead now.
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