[Vulgar]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Fuck. Fuck. You're like Knux without the charisma. You just battle. You're a douche because you still think battling matters here. Your entire credential is battling on a troll text board, so serious. You're a douche because you're the second most interesting English teacher on the last text rap website on the internet. You're a douche because Masaii (the biggest faggot) surpasses you in relevant Australian boarder rankings. You're a douche because no one has ever quoted a post from you. All of your posts consist of how you're a teacher or how you're a tag team of Aero. You're the most successful battler here and no one knows who the fuck you are. You're why text battling is died. You exist to teach Australians English and to write punchlines everyone will think Aero wrote. You're a douchebag because everyone knows that kangaroo avy but no one cares to remember your username on a dead website.

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Fuck you. You're the most irrelevant thing on the fucking planet. Nothing about you is interesting, ever. You're a douchebag because you're a shitstain joke on a dead message board. You're a douchebag because you exist. You're below scum; you're so fucking milquetoast that your lameness isn't even worth whoring off this site. Everything about you is C-. You're a douchebag because you feel the impetus to post thoughts. You're a douchebag because your news cycle and maturity are both 15 years behind schedule. Fuck everything about you. Fuck you.

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

FUCK. FUCK. You're such a fucking douche that the fact I'm reviving this thread just to get at you is now called an 'Aero' move. Because all you do is revive and pander your old threads which weren't that fucking good to begin with.

Fuck you. You're the envelope @Diode rips open to get to his paycheck. Your shtick is thinner than your neckbeard you white faggot. You've set the yellow-face racism movement back 200 years. You're such a beta male that when people call you out for not being black they don't even say you're white, they say you're asian. No one even knows what asians are. Fuck you. You watched the first half of 'Wolf of Wall Street' and started posting about penny stocks. You went head to head with our resident Jew and lost all sense. All of your topics are "Reply Generator 101" shit. "Name your top 5 textcees". "Only post ITT if you think you're top 50 textcee" Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Fuck you. I could program an algorithm to equal your boarding level. <HTML=NETCEES, IF SEE 'CREATE TOPIC' LINK, INSERT 'BEST' & 'TEXTCEE' & '#1-50>. You are the afterbirth of text. You are the fallen angel sent to us to signify our necessary exit. You are a Ludacris GIF in black and white set to yakety sax. You are the racist that everyone on twitter is looking for. You're Jin in 2014 looking for handout bars. Your entire existence is sad. If you made half the quadrillion dollars you claim to make you'd have proven something by now. Your boarding tactics are rudimentary. Smart people see beyond your act. Dumb people still think you're lame. WHAT IS YOUR GAME!? I honestly hope you're rich as fuck. That way I can say say rich people are 25x lamer than I am even if I tried. And if you're poor you're a compelling argument for the wealth disparity in America. Fuck you

FUCK YOU.