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Old 10-16-2015, 10:46 PM   #5
Wavy Crockett
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Originally Posted by Witty View Post
Moved my stuff today...makes sense money wise, never lived with a woman before, most ex's it's just been fucking and getting drunk...give me tips on how to man this place up...it is way too neat and organised, I am not comfortable living like that.
Ummm.....

U ain't gettin' pussy - don't start fronting like the man of the place
First time u've felt a woman's touch was rubbing ur fucking hands on the drapes
& he wouldnt change a thing; even bought accents to soften the walls
Ur idea of making a Man Cave involves breakfast in bed & massaging his balls
Call the paramedics to carry his carcass
Everything in the house's half Wit's; you're just 2 retards that share an apartment
I heard ur the "fox guy" -- well this ya grave site
There's nothing Solid about you, I'ma make a FOXDIE cause ur the Snake type
Straight rights: the jab on point & I don't miss a punch
This beat'll echo the fact u can get that Cross-fade anyway we Mix it up
I ride around like Iron Man w/ the pump
The Winchester silenced; 'potato on the 30/30' like ur diet plan for a month
Ur girl's a barbaric dyke who hides Doritos in her arm fat & thighs
That's a 'Love Ranch' disaster that could probably bring Lamar back to life

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