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Originally Posted by anime_boners
LOOOOOL
dope. I got so wasted once I woke up in my jeans with shit all over my ass. walked in the bathroom and got sucker punched with the harshest shit stench of all time.. apparently I musta been barfing in the toilet and just had diarrhea all over myself/floor/the side of the sink.
it happens to us all
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No it doesn't. That literally has never happened to me, ever. But I honestly do have this weird thing I do when I'm drunk. When I black out, I take all my clothes off and sit on the toilet with a folded nàpkin at my feet, directly under my mouth. As if it'll catch it all.
I do have a story àbout coming back from Canada and having absinthe for the first time. I ended up on my bathroom floor, sitting upright against the tub, fully clothed, but while looking at the toilet 1 foot to my right, I decided it was entirely too far to reach and threw up all over my legs. I had to crawl out of my jeans and underwear in the bathroom and literally crawled to my bed, but slept on the floor next to it. This was after señor frogs had a 67 ounce "big azz beer" served in a giant novelty beer bottle. I remember being excited that the pissers were giant mouths, and I pissed all over the lips instead.
Anyway, I woke up and couldn't feel my thumb...and I went on not feeling my thumb for like a legit four months. True fucking story.