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of course not. he was a cool dude but they broke up awhile back. never married, and even if they did get married i would never recognise a "step" dad. he was just the dude my mom banged for her happiness.

my mom is old and single now. she was with another dude for awhile there after him, down in the woods of coshocton. but that dude was wack and she left him. she lives with her sister now and has given up on men.