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Originally Posted by uh-oh

if i'm president, first thing i do is dissolve all government outside of military, nasa, police and fire services.

i will not even touch illegal immigrants. i will change nothing about that situation. i will neither deport nor deter anyone coming to america who can work.

i will lower the minimum wage to 5 dollars an hour.

as far as planned parenthood i would FUND them, and create a new police task force to enforce abortions on any family that doesnt make at least 40 k a year. oh can't raise a family on minimum wage? sucks bruh. don't start a family. you can pay for a motel room/trailer/shitty apartment and eat ramen noodles and boneless chicken breasts on minimum wage easily. even at 5 an hour. granted the minimum wage can scale on a state and local level, the 5 an hour is the federal minimum. if you live in nyc it will scale up to the equivalent for the cost of living there. the minimum wage is designed to be the minimum wage for you to EXIST, not PROSPER. get a better job or kill yourself. you're clogging the roadways with your mediocrity.

as far as foreign policy i would remove all sanctions on russia, and let putin do what he does. oh europe is scared oh europe needs americas help to build missile defense systems oh germany needs more american troops if the russians invade. FUCK EM. THIS IS AMERICA. POLAND ISN'T AMERICA. UKRAINE ISN'T AMERICA. EAT A DICK. DEFEND YOURSELF OR BE CONQUERED BY YOUR BETTERS.

which leads me to the pussified syrians. i would impose sanctions on any european country helping and accepting male syrian refugees of fighting age or older. oh is assad a dick? hey that sucks. maybe you should fight for the LAND OF YOUR FOREFATHERS YOU COWARDS.

which leads me to iran. i would tear up the nuclear agreement and draw up a new one. one in which i give them nukes, AFTER i lead a military campaign against israel, and liberate it giving it to the palestinians. once the palestinians control the region, i will give iran nukes, and make them our best friends.

i would funnel all foreign aid from nations like egypt which are controlled by an illegal military coup and give that money to NORTH KOREA. i would force michael jordan to go to north korea and broker a deal and a friendship with the north koreans and see korea united, this would be a super long term goal but i would seek to build it like the limey brits where there is a parliament and senate or whatever that run the government functions, but kim jong haircut will be a king/monarch figure.

with korea in our pockets like japan, i will launch a two pronged attack into china's mainlaind and steamroll them in 2 weeks. completely obilterate them, rape, pillage and burn everything to the ground. the remnants to which will be divided between korea and japan.

with the persians in iran back to glory under american backing they will conquer the entire middle east, russia will carve out swathes of europe and america will set its sights on integrating mexico and all of central america into actual america, and canada will enter as well

UHOH FOR PRESIDENT 2028

cool guy, dumb as hell.