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Originally Posted by EtH
I don't get what you guys are into in text battles. I clicked a random text battle and these two lines are getting mad props...
Your site's got u gassed, you're not a main eventer and u aren't the best
Uve got a lisp, can't call yourself battle rap's savior if u can't say words that start with a S
Really? So "you have a lisp so you cant say the letter S" is a 'solid' punchline now?
And even worse...
On Netcees you 41-12? No matter how you put a spin on it, fuck ya record player
When I hit him with thirty-eights it ain’t a class full of second graders
This is just a complete recycle of the joke "What's the best thing about having ex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them". Jokes brilliant, but you can't just use the exact same shit from a well known joke and change the number to claim you came up with it. Hell the light punch in the first line is more original than the main punch in the second one.
I don't even know either guy, but the standards are really low if those are "dope". Knowing NC there will be some trolly response to this but that doesn't change the fact that there are year one rap battling bars.
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I love how you over looked all the good lines. Maybe you should just stay on the topical side old chum.