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Old 09-11-2015, 07:37 AM   #6
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LMAO what are the odds I'd end up being a special ed teacher


Teacher:So little johny, what do u want to be when u grow up?
Little Johny:U mean anything in the world?
Teacher: Yes Johny, use your imagination...
Little Johny:ummm...ummmmmm... I want to be a Special Olympian!!!

Oaty:

yo fuck cripples, Oats is tired of the rest gettin in this...
bullshit that those armless fucks get special olympics
cuz when my people see that shit, usually we just laugh...
at how they run right into hurdles in the 200 meter dash
when I see some of those cripples, I need a keg fo stress...
cuz I thought one was an elf...he looked like Leg-O-Less
damn I'm pissed at those fuckers, I don't get no sleep...
so I sold one steroids...and told him he would grow feet
but these ain't real Krips, so no need to feel scared...
unless that retarded gangsta rides on chrome on his wheelchair

Auto:

in a part of time, i neva had love for ya in this heart of mine...
coz u even got handicapped parkin spaces at the startin line...
i fold ya rims, wen this retard claimed i rolled wit him...
whats the point of him winnin? he cnt climb the podium...
i dispise u weak hoes, ur fkn cripples not fightin heros...
coz cats tryin to swim wit half an arm thinin they findin nemo...
ya styles dump, sumhow u think that u got honours chump?...
how wen u fkn look like Lietenant Dan from Forest Gump...
yall herbs true? coz u can speak up but no1 has heard u...
we to busy laughin at yalls attempts at jumpin the hurdles...
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