Lol got to be careful w that shit tho....
I member I was dating this one broad an she said her ma cut hair an I could get a free cut....I'm a bit skeptical but I'm like....yea I guess....
THEN THIS BITCH MOM ZEKED THE FUCK OUT MY CUT
LIKE...IS IT HOW U LIKE IT!??!
BITCH DAFUQ
IS THIS HOW ANY1 LIKES IT?
WATCHU MEAN?
Then this shit put me in an awkward position cuz for lime a month I'm wanting to punch this bitches moms head off while I stroll around town looking like fuckin sling blade an shit. Never again.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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