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Originally Posted by Figurative
Lets get a british rap tourney. No punchlines, only kind hearted, humorous jests delivered in the most technically proficient way.
Oh, and shortbar
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I spill syllables, poetic proficiency,
Above average, mattress, plaid n twill sheets,
Drilling well-wishes in the Mariana, reverse BP,
Guns scare me I'm about that ohana, manana,
No smoke in the sauna above the influence since first grade,
U wot m8? No fuckin on ting first date?
I respect women as persons, service my community,
If these words fall on Def ears its cause his look like cauliflowers,
I don't fuck w/ white dust unless it's garlic powder,
My dad never loved me, he's not a cunt or a tosser
Let's hold hands, play rugby and call plates saucers!
1 shouts to Wolverhampton, chavs stand up yeh #metricDubtreys