If you have an intricate recipe on how to cook Ramen, you sir have been eating those noodles way too long - you're obviously a peasant.
If you mix eggs with 25 cent insta-noodles and think you're some master chef, grow the fuck up. If you buy your own groceries and grab eggs and, not quality pasta, but a 12 pack of Ramen, you're just a clown.
And if you whisk eggs and microwave them to add to your Ramen...
I mean, what kind of jive turkey microwaves their eggs man?
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