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Old 09-05-2015, 04:36 AM   #76
El Muffin
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my take because im familiar w/ most of everyones work


Main Event:
KING KARAOKE vs SONNYDAZE

sorry sonny. this will be a body. don't let him find out any info on you. coz itll be worse.. you have great flow and technique. but kar is vicious. and occasionally hilarious.

ORC VS RIFFIC- toss up

style clash here. this will divide the voting pools. whilst riffic employs more multis and more wtfuckery...orc has great concepts and immaculate wording. I got orc winning but I bet this divides the votes. the difference between the two sites will be encapsulated in this battle

HUSH VS JSHAZO
fuck a Mexican midget. shazo gon get this nigga
NEIGHBOR VS SEANZO
vote goes to dohpe. plus hush fgt ass already took sean's O. but nah. neighbor prolly the most technical of the bunch. prolly the best battler on ncs from a technical standpoint . ion know how rusty he is tho. been awhile since I seen him. seanzo's cool as fuck but I think he has a bad draw.
ALLEN KNIGHT VS THE KURGAN- toss up.
battle of the card right here. tbh ive seen kurgan shit and I am very impressed by some of his older battles. this will be interesting. because ak will undoubtedly throw some of those compound wordplays. yknow where theres like two or more words jammed into one word. iono I can explain it. Lmao. like that tumenov line he had. im not sure how rmbva will receive that. but I do know kurgan is a beast. ak do not take him lightly.
BAGS VS VFREE-
bags is overrated garbage
THROWBACK MIKE VS CRED - toss up

throwback mike w/ the hilarity. cred w/ the gunbars. interesting matchup as well

JUNTO VS BOBBY BIGELOW
- another sneak battle of the card. I like bobby bigelow stuff I think. but junto is a monster when he applies himself. a person I identify w/ conceptually
RESIN M-I-C VS SUCKAFREECASHIER
-anooooooother great battle. honestly I think suckafree is going to surprise you all. not only does he have good punchlines but he also incorporates flat out good multis n all that jazz. I think resin is better but I think given the circumstances and that this is a site battle. that resin w/ put in avg effort n get caught. just my speculation
DESTROYER VS OG SMOKINSTEIN
- eh. not too enthused about this one. but I got old man des taking it
KNUCKLEHEAD VS THATGUY- toss up. super style clash. another vote divider.
SHARP VS THE CHEF
- lol this a free win.
STRIKTA VS WALKINGDEAD
- iono who walking dead is
SNOOP VS CBA
-snoop is german. you will die a glorious death
PRELEC VS VERITAS THE INVINCIBLE
v/ noone
JobONE vs ILL NIK-A
iono who one job is
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