Diode's beer list looking like a computer I have to hack in Fall Out 3.
Diode currently the amalgam of every single time a person said "I'm not a hipster but"
Diode's beer list looking like a website trying to be bought by Yelp for $200,000
Diode's beer list looking for an angel investor.
Diode's beer list currently has three teams of MIT interns working on an excel speadsheet.
Diode has never been drunk.
Diode looking like he's scientifically finding the best beer list to admin a website on Sri Lanka.
Diode's current beer list has a condescending remark for anyone who doesn't understand how nuanced and perfect Diode's current beer list is.
Diode's current beer list pays for netcees and doesn't want any more administrators because they wouldn't know beerlist.pornyprog.gov
There are currently more percentages in Diode's beer list than in the rest of the humanity, combined, even Asians.
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