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Old 08-25-2015, 07:17 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ View Post
Anybody from NYC wanna fuck with me u can meet me there tomorrow and I'll end ur life. I see you talking shit. All I ever see is you talking shit. That's why I set this ultimatum up, b...

If you're a real soldier who's not on some fake shit and wanna rumble on some straight outta Compton bullshit, be my guest. I'm against bureaucracy too, but ironically u nig-nogs didn't understand the shit.

....you never understood this shit.

That's why I'm granting you this one time opportunity to be a G about it and make me eat my words. I got the camera crew ready with state of the art recording equipment. Been had this shit planned for months my g. I won't be strapped, this is bare knuckle boxing at its finest, so come prepared and don't bring your whole set with you. Be a man about it and just bring your balls, wifebeater, bball shorts, busted up chuck taylors and your metrocard.

I'm only granting this opportunity one time then I'm slaying you in text if u don't show up because my text is fucking godly. Nobody can fuck with me, my punchlines are the greatest and I'll cry my grown ass self to sleep if you don't vote for me in all my battles - but only because I like showing vulnerability sometimes. Still doesn't change the fact that I belong in the HOF. If you don't put me there I'm gonna create 70 threads about it whining and arguing like the real fucking G that I am. My punchlines are phenomenal and my creativity is the best of the best in the internet, how could anyone dispute this. Golden Krust tomorrow if you think otherwise.
smfh at you tryna usurp my barfight champ title

hit me up when you at Hogwarts and i swear to god its sticks in the field aimed at a snitch.. no quidditch match

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