Calvin was the most bitch made drug dealer in the history of bitch made drug dealers. This nigga stole his covert lifestyle gimmick from Gus on Breaking Bad.
Johnny Depp was a strung-out junkie that got hit by a car, he couldn't even put his pants on... Cal got overpowered and blasted like a straight hoe by Johnny Depp. Then this nigga gets ranned over by Uncle Jessie's pickup from the Dukes of Hazard (RIP) and instead of trying to eat the people standing right beside him, Zombie Cal decides to try to go after the front grill of the truck to mixed results.
oh yeah, spoiler-alert.
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