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Yo so the stock market never made sense to me.

If i dont have money invested why does it affect me? Because my bank or something? Like they have money invested or something so if they take a hit they lose my money? Like explain that in simple terms i never got it

Why put any money into it at all? I get you can make money somehow but i mean it all seems like witchcraft to me.

Also bear in mind i think i died 37 monutes ago. I felt a minor pop in my chest and i got light headed and went to lunch. Now i feel stoned. I ate a couple salami sandwiches and smoked a few cigs and just drank a fi e hour energy. Im also typing this post so i must be alive. The world feels fake tho. Either my heart burst and this is the afterlife. Or maybe i had like a bubble of lung tissue full of thc and when it popped i got high.

But word stocks and shit. How does it work. Also magnets