[Witty]

No, cats are amazing.

Especially as kittens, they are little balls of energy that just go completely crazy for no reason.

And as adults they're dope cuz they're like 'fuck you, i'ma do what I want...if you get to pet me, it's cuz I WANTED you to, aight faggot? aight...i'm go kill this fuckin' crow now then not even eat it just cuz i want to see it die'

And dogs be like 'i love you, i love you, love me back please, am I good? you wanna touch me?? huh? huh??? you wanna?? hey you got that ball from yesterday??? you wnna throw it again??? that was fun right??? you wanna??? you wanna???'

I love dogs too tho.