The lady upstairs accidentally killed her dog
Left the dog on the back deck and it fucking cooked to death. I hear her bawling upstairs. Her foreigner boyfriend is shaking and holding his stomach like a bitch.
And they want me to bury the joint in a shallow grave out back.
All I can think of is wanting to shoot my gun. The dog was annoying as fuck, but that's definitely one of the shittiest ways to pass away.
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Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'...
I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',
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