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Old 08-17-2015, 05:32 PM   #1
Chill Phil
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Default The lady upstairs accidentally killed her dog

Left the dog on the back deck and it fucking cooked to death. I hear her bawling upstairs. Her foreigner boyfriend is shaking and holding his stomach like a bitch.

And they want me to bury the joint in a shallow grave out back.

All I can think of is wanting to shoot my gun. The dog was annoying as fuck, but that's definitely one of the shittiest ways to pass away.
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