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2 on 2 Battle Reviews




Nik Bags vs Gaston and The Hunchback
Gaston and the Hunchback really dropped the ball here. Props to Diode for giving battling a run again, and props to Swerve for showing and coming back to battle again. But honestly they might have had the worst verse of round 1. Nik Bags had some good humor and some cool punches, but tbh it wouldn't have took much to beat the verse they were going against. I do think Nik Bags really overworded almost all there punches, which was weird cuz Nik usually on point with wording. Voters saw this pretty much like I did and Nik Bags won the shutout.




The Bad Guys vs Hush's Easter
Hush's Easter really put all there eggs in one basket with this one =). Nah but forreal, the verse posted up by My Easter was pretty weak. Angles were very simplistic and on top of simple angles execution was also simple. Simple can be reaaaally good or really bad. Its a risk and to me it backfire hard on Des and Rhetoric here. No standout lines in my honest opinion and it hurt the verse, cuz even tho it was consistent it was consistently ok, and alot of the times OK wont be enough against good competition. I wasn't blown away by the Bad Guys either, but the fact that they also used a simple style, yet way more effectively made the skill differential in this battle all the more jarring. The Razor's Edge line was fire, so was eastbay. Some lines were retarded tho like the fifth element bar which was super forced and just wording in such a awkward way. Regardless I think Bad Guys had this hands down, and the voters agree'd as they took it in KO fashion.



MD 20/20 vs Smoking Aces
This battle to me was the closest on paper, and I even had MD 20/20 as the underdog going in, even tho they were the favs in the seedings. To me the bars really showed how close these dudes are in writing skill, I was impressed with how Amen and Joog stepped up to the plate here. I felt Smoking Aces had some odd choices for punch angles, and some of the wording and phrasing they used was really awkward and unnatural. For example.. "your punches dont hit the high road". If anyone can explain this to me I will really appreciate it. I know what "taking the high road" means, but how can that ever apply to a punchline? That line was really a dud and it hurt the Smoking Aces imo. I only really liked the Cro shade, and Amen toast lines. Mad Dog had the Super high Ways line and the Food chain bars which were both equally dope to Aces best lines. I think it came down to the unquotables and 20.20 had the better ones. They had some cringe bars too tho, the Madam Tuasand bar was a glaring example and prolly the worst reach of the week. The rugby, and geyser wps were both really played too and flipped in lazy/weak ways. Still MD 20/20 took it via shutout, in a battle that was closer than the votes indicated.


The Gentlemen vs Sharp Fox
This was the first clear cut upset of the first round where two of the newer generation of batters, took out 2 of the more solidified battlers of the old versions of netcees. Sn00p is usually a monster so I truly expected the Gentlemen to take this one handily, even tho I knew Sharp and Witty would remain a very dangerous unknown in the tourney. Well, the Dark Horse was sure to make its claim here because Sharp Fox took the battle in KO fashion. This battle is always responsible for spawning the super awkward phrase "our dicks cause brutalities" the fuck? LMAO Who would want to do that? That bum/cans line was super weak too, I saw ppl quoting that, too cliche for me. Yeah reading it again, sorry Gentlemen that verse was just weak, the bar fight line was ok. Rest was just under par for me here. Sharp Fox did have the upper hand with Knucks personal info, and they used it to mixed results. The nothing in moderation line was a killer personal/punchline and that alone was enough to win this battle if I'm being full honest. The german/jew angle was a bit abused, but the lines were cool. Sharp Fox won by landslide.


Doh! Boys vs Mutated Gladiators
Doh Boys and Mutated Gladiators was a pretty even match to me on paper, or so I thought it would be. When the verses were down on paper the Gladiators seemed to really struggle to find their footling in this matchup. The Mutates really only had 2 punches I liked and those were both the personals aimed at Tics title run, the rest fell flat or was just plain up corny. Doh Boys had some shit in they verse tho, the REM end of the world line was tough, as was the personal that seemed to be a deflection of the personals they knew would come at Tic. The fantastic four bar, while a angle I seen before was done well, and seemed fresh with the movie just coming out. Voters has this as a sweep by the Doh Boys, and tbh I agreed. Doh Boys generating some good momentum going into the next round with this one.

The Outsiders vs Cash Words
This was a pretty cool read, Cash Words surprised me out the gate the opener was straight, but the Drake Orc line was really dope, and hit perfectly for me. I also really loved the AK, KK bar. Cash Words had its low points, but for the most part the verse keep me intrigued all the way through and didn't really have any cringe bars. The Outsiders, or better yet The Orcsiders came out with just as much intensity, if not at a slightly higher level. The effigy bar was tough, and really felt even doper because Orc had the benefit of going second. When I read that bar I was like damn, Cash Words might not have done enough. Tuscan Leather, and Apply/Resume bars were both really dope. Orc stood on point here and got the shutout win. Cash Words did they thing, but were simply out barred this time around.


Name Pending vs Fuck You Pay Me
Defending Champs Name Pending came out and proved why they are the last Tag Champs to ever hold the belts on the site. They had a nice varied verse, and the difference in styles came off as a strength here as both Karp and Sho show cased their personal punch styles here. Bubble tea, Stone Cold, Rock Paper Scissor were all hot to me. Fuck you Pay Me were ok in this, if a bit bland or maybe it seemed that way in comparison. Sometimes going second can be a dis advantage especially when the first team go's as hard as Name Pending did in this one. They won the battle by a large margin and move to the 2nd round.


2Lipple0 vs DMV Boyz
Honestly after reading the DMV Boyz verse I wish they were more dependable because I could see them arguably winning this whole thing if they dropped at that level every round. The closer was down right brutal and they totally steam rolled right threw Ribbit and Ripped Lip. Not much to say here, this battle was a just in case of a double no show, but I was more than glad to see everyone show and this battle be a non issue. If anything it was a display of skill by Metts and Strik, I hope they make a run at the 2 on 2 belt in the future cuz I could see them causing some commotion. Shoutout to 2triple0 for getting his verse in last second, better late than never.

Migo Lingo vs 100Grand
Ok so off the jump being honest, I have no clue what voters were talking about in this battle. I never give my opinion on my battles, but since this is my mag fuckit. I see people saying this was close and I just don't get it. 100grand had ONE good line in my honest opinion, which was the opener. Butt hurt, and a kill ease both made me cringe. I thought me and Cred verse was pretty hard and I see different people like a different variety of the lines. I can't really say this was a dope battle, because objectively I wasn't feeling 100grand drop.

Top 2 on 2 Punches
by Cred


4 fists are better then 1! Tag teams top bars for round 1.



ironic you brought the same shit back to back when u 2 fags sleep front to front
I got the toast low with a stern muzzle...
Buck 2 at u guys & put Fuck You in the sky like Stone Cold at the turnbuckle!
@Name Pending @murda sho @Alvin Karpis



Spree tactic? Be blastin these faggots wen relaxin. u'll nod off from the heat
Shoot Mertyl Sunset, & by sunrise his body'll be found washed up on that beach
naile U w/beef than sneak in ya home while u gone. I plan on killin a faggot
as soon as carpenter? i'll let the hammers go to work THAN start buildin a casket
@Fuck You Pay Me @Killing Spree @Bust



choose your weapon. if you pic battle... your end is destined,
you wanna photo?… shoot, we’ll pose with heat. you’ll just see flashes in succession...
cross us and you’ll get blazed… you ain’t even safe in the daytime.
ill go in the hood and put AK on KK with so much rage people call it a hate crime
@cash words @fraze @Lotto Smirk



Lotto quit calling me wack. Thats a bad picture.
It doesn't Apply to me. You do, sending me ya Resume to Tag witcha
Kare's whole manner is violence and the standard is rising
I'll murda Lotto. Then leave fraze Near Death as if he standing beside him
@the outsiders @Orc



lol@ u askn for the accomplishment n tbh kid.. u actin' a faggit yet again.
cuz instead of just outright losing to cred ability.. u lost ALL that when askin' for the win.
Always a contender, when it came to champing he lost like the last forty.
then he prayed to the txt gods saying amen.. thanks for winning the title match for me.
@Mutated Gladiators @Useless @Maximus



Family mourning ya death at the scene. Moms reaction is wayyy uncool
It's sad. She'll zip up ya bag and say goodbye, but this ain't the first day of school
Stop it kids, you have no backing or rep, ya team is not legit
But keep talkin & the Calorie Arrange ya whole life on some weight watchers shit
@Doh Boyz @Tic @Infiltration



Joe? Strik? u niggas are beyond wack so dnt evn go there
yea yall the DMV boys for sure.. cuz them lines aint gettin u no where
@2lipple0 @Zelphish @2tripple0



I am a beast. the worst line of my worst verse is better then y'all's stuff
translation: y'all will never see me. I'm like every bitch striks ever brought up
and if you faggots wanna go to war. wit the quickness I'll go back to jail
I don't ever ask Wyatts beef. I just let the gat kiss ur forehead like the sister abigail
Don't start crying NOW Zelph.. we all know it's penis u be relishing
There just ain't enough tissue for ya face.. like when ur fetus was developing
@DMV Boyz @Magnum Force @Strikta




NO girl feels these chumps. & they'd never remember, let alone CALL the hobos
only time i've seen S&W leave a lasting impression, i was looking at a revolver logo
& witty acting like he can persist in a fight? stop that, u fag
if i bar brawl w/ the Fox...
i'mma put a glass into ur eyesocket. & give u the fucking top hat to match
@The Gentlemen @Sn00p @Knucklehead



I bet Knuck writing all his teams bars, Snoop done screwed u, what a jerk
But it shouldn't be a surprise to see a German make a jew do all the work
Just used ur permissions to steal info. Bitch ur truly a coward
You've done fuckin nothing in moderation... including abusing ya powers @Sharp Fox @Witty



See, Joog & I are top of the food chain, in everyone eyes we bad son,
Their status in the Food Chain's; a janitor, moppin spills in any aisle that has’em.
Yo, Odd, wats driving u to think ur dope now..Weed? Powder? Pills? X?
u gotta be Superhighways..U can take a road trip on the distance between our skillsets
@MD 20/20 @Amen @joog



joog felt he was in Cronus' shadow on RB, but really his flows played.
So why bring 'twisted material' to NC, if u couldn't even deal w/ the Crocheted
They Colder than us?, nah, If Amen got Drugs or Guns, U know it's a bluff,
Anytime u see "A Mentos & Coke together", These two faggots was tryna make a Cola erupt.
@Smokin Aces @Unfukwitable @Bash



bad guys? fitting name for the least likely to ride,
cuz the end of ak and his bitch? flaming car w/ bullet holes like BONNIE AND CLYDE
I'm a king on the board, I run through squares and laugh as this fucker yells
from the view above where I sit, all I see when Knight makes a move is another L
@Hushs Easter @Destroyer @IAmRhetoric



Bad Guys totin blades, faggots those shits rock yah'll.
slide the Razor Edge across ur stomachs till u curl in the front like Scott Hall..
both u wifed up the sluttiest hoes, u didnt care to choose.
cuz Eastbay's will fuck anyone for a Nike shirt & a cheap pair of shoes..
@The Badguys @Resin M-I-C @Allen Knight




NC’s owner now battles? We don’t trust u with our drops at stake
& if Diode has Swerve’s back… then he’s in no shape to say he’s not a snake
Fuck the hate, u stay in threads flossin but get no ass with ya dough
Ya dome doesn’t fit in any cap size… & fishin for compliments would do that ya boat
@Nik Bags @ill nik-A @Bags



Bullets fly at Nika’s head, brain aneurism making him dance,
I’ll rip em apart in a more embarrassing manner than Lenny Kravitz’s leather pants.
Nika’s fat Cuban ass loves kicks, but he’s looking foolish,
Jordan flew off the floor for this country…you floated on a door to it.
@Gatson & The Hunchback @Swerve @Diode



hush at the lake house, body of water surrounding shorty
while spaz & jil bout to toss Lingo around the bay area like E-40
run up in ur crib, leave the rug bloody soon as i enter
i'll be on that red carpet w/ 22's in each hand like Hugh Hefner
@100 Grand @jilti @iSpaz



you gone need rest in piece tshirts pussy cuz I do u filthy
in these threads I spaz on jilti, wet up his threads and leave iSpaz on Jil tee
clip slanted in the tech, all saw jilti pic.. dont give this faggot no respect
i'm a make dat fruit feel right at home wen i put dis banana to his chest
@Migo Lingo @Cred @Hush




Don Demarco!!! Niggas barred out this round!








WTF@ @Hush vs @Allen Knight grudge match finally going down in the Battle Arena
WTF@ so many old forum members popping up in the last week
WTF@ Math Hoffa returning at Summer Madness this yr
WTF@ Jets QB getting glass joe'd in the locker room
WTF@ @big baby still denying his picture
WTF@ every single person showing for every tournament I throw
WTF@ @God Of War and rapbattles hating on our success
WTF@ The Summer Classic MAINSTAY tournament coming next month
WTF@ Roddy Piper and Dusty Rhodes dying the same month
WTF@ Sean Price also dying RIP
WTF@ Pizza Hut doing 50cent wings on Wedsday, oh u want me to get fat huh pizza hut
WTF@ @Plot posting habits
WTF@ so much crying about votes
WTF@ the NBL Playoff mag still not up
WTF@ niggas coming to a hiphop site to debate religion smh










Outro
Things have been moving along at a good speed here on the site, the Tournaments and Leagues have been a great success due in no small part to each and every one of you guys. Keep your eyes open for upcoming Fight Nights and Keystyle tournaments in the near future, as well as The Summer Classic after 2 on 2 and Battle Arena Tournament wraps up. You guys were vocal in your want for a 2 on 2 tournament, and it came to fruition so that just shows that you guys are really the ones in charge here. Don't hesitate to share your ideas with us because I think the more opinions the better. I have an idea for a Iron Man tournament which would be a max 8 man competition with every round being best 2 out of 3 battles. Might be a bit of a long shot, but it would surely be a test of a writers endurance. This is a possibility along with a Picture Battle Tournament and maybe a Vets vs Rookies card. Keep an eye on the future, and remember I need ya'll to get those votes in so we can stay growing as a battle site and community. Thanks to everybody as always, I appreciate it and what you give me dictates the energy I have to give back. So far so good so let's keep the NCYNERGY at a high ya'll.