LOL....if u were a midget....an we were celebrating an achievement....when u opened ur arms to embrace me I'd reach in an hug u...then I'd pick u up like a little child an swing up around ....showing u no respect as a man....then I'd set u back on the ground an make a baby voice an say....an u so adowable awrent u little cuddly wuddly....then I'd pick u up by u up by uupr stupid fuckin retard midget head and spike u head first into a ditch filled w rocks an scream KOBEEEEE an as u tried to pull ur withered frame out of this ditch the I actually built all week long in preperation of this very moment and ur brains are leaking from ur cranium I'll look u dead in ur eyes an tell u that I didn't even like the die hard trilogy then in kick ur fucking face off ur body and then go back to the picnic an bitch at the lady at the grill cuz there's no fucking potato rolls.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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