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Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf