Oh ok lol
Ur fat gf is the reason u such a good mod
Hed rather do anything then chill w that fat slob
She listen to sisqo an smell like crisco
All that guntalk & she gon be the reason he fill his mouth w a pistol
U look like a carrot w a zoro stache
An jerk off to Kevin sorbo porno mags
U live at ur moms crib an play walkie talkies w the neighbors fuckin kids
I mean they're like 8....U like 31 an shit
U the Peter pan of the Puerto Rican community
Peter pancetta....or pedro pan....Watre u doin G?
Filmin chubby sex tapes in his Lamborghini 4 door bed
mom walks in...pissed...DON'T LET ME FIND THIS DOOR CLOSED AGAIN
He get mad....pissed like a kid
Logs onto his ps4 ...that she pay for....gamer tag...lisper in the wind
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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