des drops cover charges & never met a man poorer than this dude
ur all about them gun bars, cuz they're the only ones u can afford to get into
[this is okay. relevant and set up well.]
i drop knowledge. so me n u have nothing in common
I'll tag u the next time I need a creative way to cook fucking Ramen
[funny but shoulda flipped it a bit better. no real wit. maybe the most creative lines u ever wrote were ramen recipes. that angle. idk. im just saying man.]
u actually begged dudes for money on here, u fucking fake junky fiend
dude was looking to lock in a chap ta 13.50 - no Curtis Jackson bankruptcy scheme
[i dont get this man sorry]
ain't talking back to the future, but that's where I'm bout to send this man
and after I rock his jaw so hard, under the sea is where u will see strik land
[set up well again. punch was cool]
"I swear I'm about to vote on that shit. TRUST ME. I'll drop tonight...."
dude could be jesus. with fish & loaves. still wouldn't feed a single thing on the site
[funny here. nice set up. just missing a little wit on the punch]
strik say he got cans tho... and I've been asked by his homies...
they be like 'u think this boy hard, D?' and I'm like 'yeah, mini beef raviolis'
[funny, okay]
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