[El Muffin]

Is this some snooty rich kid or will this gangsta get hostile?
I can't tell if you're turning your nose up at me or just saggin ya nostrils
(nah not feeling this at all tbh. just the pic analysis didn't grab me) 1/10
I move weight in the gym & from the porch, Try swingin & you'll get found a corpse
& I'd nevvver take an elbow from u dude. The one ur showing's atleast 6 ounces short
(hahaha this was clever. I fuk with this hard) 10/10
Lookin like a faggot slash addict who gives out blowies for dimes
That apartment's an ode to Chestnut... but u've gobbled more weiners than him & Stonie combined
(not enthused. the gobbling of wieners left me n im not immediately familiar with the reference tbh. it sounds familiar.) 4/10
I bought that same mobile by 5th grade. For '02 that camera worked well holmes
But back then I captured strange creatures wit pokeballs, and not my cell phone
(lmfao. yeah me too) 9/10
Wherever this poser's gettin his cheap ass clothes? Depressing
How u comin right out the Woodwork... wit an outfit on that Wouldn't in aaanny social setting
(ok) 6/10
Ya timepiece don't come wit Siri but says "broke fuck". Just stop it fool
No matter how many bands u get u can't change that hideous face... but the watch looks cool
(heh slick. I like it) 8/10
Kid is so weak, chances u'll sculpt those arms & ya midsection? bleak
I bet you hate christmas .. cuz you're poor .. & have the grinch's physique
(ehhhhhh) 5/10
Why u got ya fingers up tryna do 'the shocker' when u don't pull no ass my dude
It don't matter that the 4th down & look short... whatever the scenario bitches ALWAYS pass on u
(another clever word association. this that shit right here) 9/10
Yo selfie stick arms... rockin that 2-tone band extra fat look stupid dude
It's mostly white. But the light makes it look half black like ya hoped that hat might do for u
(heh pretty cool) 7/10
Plus thinkin you look like a mans just asburd fool
You don't have facial hair your upper lips covered by herpes & blur tool
(lol ok. decent but lolish) 6/10
He's a mommas boy.. cuz Pop left soon as he saw this bum, SO fast
ur dream is move to NY... you hope some random black guy there'll call you "son" SO bad
(nice) 9/10


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck u guys

h/o I gotta crunch numbers n shit

edit: mm kay

no wonder I had to use that method

it was incredibly close

I had junto by 4 points according to my breakdown

and I will not go back n alter shit. that's all my legit feeling of each bar on a scale of 1/10

junto had worst bar but still pulled it out by a hair

v/junto