[Chill Phil]

I heard bb was doing a photo shoot next to a dreary river with an unopened slim jim dangling from his lips.

Muff will be...well, he'll be here claiming he's doing something real and promising updates. Promises he won't break.

I'll be drunk in my room on addium trying to bend spoons with my mind.

Innovator will be smoking weed and excessively cursing at everything going on around him.

Lars is gonna put a fitted sheet, blankets and pillows on top of his wife, and curl up and watch horror movies while intermittently taking naps.

Hush is gonna be trappin' and responding with one or two word replies to his clients

Uh oh is gonna clean up the snicker wrappers and hot pocket sleeves from underneath his mpc, while trying to remove a rotted tooth out with a Flathead screwdriver.

Bags is gonna put on a collared shirt and khakis and apply a slew of medicated crèmes to his mysterious rash.

Genocide is gonna drink fireballs until he gets the gusto to headbutt his way into a neighbor's apartment.

Diode is gonna write code after butt bonging Mt. Dew code red

Witty is gonna get drunk at a bar and attack a moderately attractive skinny girl with passive aggressive backhanded compliments

Batty is gonna paint a self portrait and never show us because he doesn't want us to see the pain in his eyes

Robranda is gonna take her medicine and wear a helmet while she eats apple sauce with a baby spoon



Who else has plans?