[uh-oh]

my apartment door has a deadbolt, and the regular like, door handle, lock. like you push the doorhandle from the inside and turn it and that locks the doorknob itself.

its like the type where if you have a credit card you can slide it in and unlock it if that makes sense?

but i couldnt do that because the giant weatherstripping blocking it, i would've needed a phillips to take that off.

but word i just lock it by the handle itself when i leave.

i didn't think about a window tho, i'm on the second floor but i'm pretty sure the railing leading to the back entrance is close enough to where i could maybe climb in or break a leg. lol. all the windows are closed cuz its summer and air conditioning exists, but my windows unlocked fasho

but word all ended up well. i went into work an hour late and my boss and me talked about ancient egypt and the fact that if you looked at it on a timeline cleopatra was alive closer to us living, than her to the building of the pyramids. apparently spike put out some king tut mini series he was recommending i watched. he also happily told me sharknado 3 comes on tonight, because for some reason he thinks i like those because of a patrice o'neal bit i stole about how syfy names its movies in a way where you know exactly what the movie is about.

but word all is well in the world of your boy. now i'm stoned drinking hawaiian punch out of an empty wonton soup tupper ware thing, listening to david choes podcast hoping i hit the powerball tonight so i can live his life. the life of fucking a different prostitute every night, and doing whatever i want basically.