It's my birthday on tuesday and I'm going to the zoo.
I love the zoo. I like staring in the animals eyes. Too bad I live in stupid fucking ass-crack-of-nowhere-ville and the nearest zoo is like 2 hours away or I'd be there every day. I like animals more than people. I like most things more than people. Including inanimate objects such as tables and stuff. Then I'm going to get drunk and high and do things adults do.
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Odd Ways congrats bro