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as a completely biased FOOL

i would take joe flacco over anyone ever in pretty much every situation you could think of.

this is going to be another season where flacco has only one receiver recognisable to the general public in 84 year old steve smith

yet i will go on record to say it will be his best season to date, between the young tight ends and old ancient hip pitta, to the underrated youth already at the wr position prior to this past draft, and including perrimen da goon

flacco's gonna be out of fucking control

i think forsett is gonna see reduced touches and buck allen will slowly usurp his position the next couple seasons as he is ray rice 2.0 out of the backfield

basically im just fucking READY FOR FOOTBALL

ITS ALMOST AUGUST NIGGAS

HERES HOPING JJ WATT BREAKS HIS NECK IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF HARD KNOCKS

for real tho does anyone like jj watt? dudes a giant douchebag. obviously his play should be respected but he's a giant cornball. i hope he gets hit by a truck carrying ieds that explode when the paramedics come to save him