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Old 07-18-2015, 04:59 PM   #20
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags View Post
I've nothing but time these days mustachio
*short snicker*

heh. You got a lot of time, huh?

*walks up wild west road clutching sombrero, not eyeing up a line of sight*

I heard you've got a lot of..






*time* bags............

now tell me

*teleports behind you with a sword to your throat*

how much *time* do you got now?

*slices hand with wristwatch off*

*bags screams in agony*

lol...time

*plays with bags hand*

nice watch, faggot.

invicta?

shouldve kept your job as a fucking health insurance cocksucker you milkshitting sonnavabitch.

*nibbles on fingers* lol

"time" lmao

"time... he says"

*makes believe to talk to hand*

HEY HAND, YOU HAVE THE TIME?!?!

OH SORRY, LET ME TAKE THAT WATCH OFF THERE FOR YA, HAND


*throws watch at sonic speed at bags face*

WHATS THE TIME BAGS?

*teleports infronT of you*

u got da time faggot? *STICKS SWORD THROUGH WATCH RIGHT THROUGH FOREHEAD*

....nothing personal, kid. *teleports away*

*coyotes eat bags body*


*1 week later*

*teleports to coyotes den where a smoldering heap of coyote shit is giving off steam still*

*places invicta watch with sword puncture ontop of shit heap*

lol.

got the time now? beardichio?

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Quote:
Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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