[Hush]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

greed saw ur pic, started doing backflips and yeah, it seems absurd...
but fuck a neck hole - that's a black hole, get too close, & hear Matthew McConaughey screaming 'MURPH!!!'
eh
stop hangin w/dudes, find a girl with who to drink instead
& if ur lucky, by the end of the night, u may get more than just ur fingers wet
ok cool, kinda observational. u could of went harder here, but good eye
u look stiff as fuck man, slam that drink or find someone to fire it up
looks like u need about four bowls... to be moved into the sink and washed u untidy fuck
eh this is again kind of light
if a bitch even stepped in that place, it would be on her way to the back door
with so many pussies walking around, it's no surprise u got red spots on that floor
ok
if he came out his shell, he'd get chicks, that's something that this geek should know
I mean I'm fucking livid that I already used a turtle club flip on muff a couple weeks ago
eh
let's do the math, two dudes drinking together in a dorm, that can't be that fun...
u got a life alert bracelet on, too bad it couldn't remind you to go out and get one
ok
I mean, I could write a book about how much that these two suck...
pic is like a Seuss rhyme, one chump, two chumps, red cup, blue cup...
nah

Originally Posted by Tic

I could be Flat out wrong, but I had 1 thing in mind when I typed this..
Idk what’s harder to find – Your disappearing hairline or your wife’s tits
ok
And wow..the age gap between you is huuuuuge. Sex is prob rare for this guy..
They say If There’s Grass on the Field, Play Ball…you’d rather Sit Out & stare at the sky
lol ok
& the way you Dress reflects mood, so no wonder you’re always pouting you bitch…
That shirt has you Depressed as fuck, but gives comfort knowing you can Snap Out of It quick
nice
Dog..There’s no one in your Field of view, I’ve checked..plain as that
Now I’m pissed. I just wasted all morning trying to figure out who your Necks Waving at
nah
Looks like you sit all day, ya Fitness levels have me double gone, dude
‘N it’s ironic how she Really Lean on your Body when you don’t have a single Muscle on you
ok now u cooking
Ya wife looks wheezy. The effects of that white pill, she’s probly in fear
You Drug her to the park & she’s Passed Out...Insert Bill Cosby meme here
lol damn
Des used to be dope, but the way ya never go Full Circle got me laughin again
Your Eyebrow sums up ya career – We’re wonderin where the fuck the other half of it went
light

tic went in I cant lie

v/tic