I could be Flat out wrong, but I had 1 thing in mind when I typed this..
Idk what’s harder to find – Your disappearing hairline or your wife’s tits
And wow..the age gap between you is huuuuuge. Sex is prob rare for this guy..
They say If There’s Grass on the Field, Play Ball…you’d rather Sit Out & stare at the sky
& the way you Dress reflects mood, so no wonder you’re always pouting you bitch…
That shirt has you Depressed as fuck, but gives comfort knowing you can Snap Out of It quick
Dog..There’s no one in your Field of view, I’ve checked..plain as that
Now I’m pissed. I just wasted all morning trying to figure out who your Necks Waving at
Looks like you sit all day, ya Fitness levels have me double gone, dude
‘N it’s ironic how she Really Lean on your Body when you don’t have a single Muscle on you
Ya wife looks wheezy. The effects of that white pill, she’s probly in fear
You Drug her to the park & she’s Passed Out...Insert Bill Cosby meme here
Des used to be dope, but the way ya never go Full Circle got me laughin again
Your Eyebrow sums up ya career – We’re wonderin where the fuck the other half of it went