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Old 07-17-2015, 02:13 AM   #5
El Muffin
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Look, Outsider is another name for nerd and nerds don't spit fire
N tell ur girl stop tryna recruit me, it feels weird since I'm known to go Insider
(I get it but not feeling the concept tbh. the whole insider/outsider flip. I see u with the extra insider entendre tho. itll surely go overlooked. but me personaly? not feelin)
N I already beat u once and I'd still beat u at the drop of a dime
after this battle u'll be sour with 2 L's under you, you're basically Lama the Lime
(mmm k this is the one I skimmed by n straight said cotdamn like tyrone biggums. there will never be a better lama the lime line. this remind me of cred eagle line)
yea I was hot in my prime but don't act like my raps are forgotten
when ur style is basically a time hop to back when I was actually popping
(mmk self glorification. tough. at an impasse with this one shit was smooth in execution but just a bit weak. I still fuck with it tho. Ill give it an avg)
reasons I hate you: thug image, gun gimmick, swears he baller
the only King I condone sitting around and talking about fake shit is Jerry Lawler
(yaaaaaaaaang)
yall should just put me in the outsiders. let Metts ride wit the troop
cause who gives a fuck about the Outsiders without Hogan legitimizing the group
(same as that line I was talm about b4. this is pretty cool to read. more self glorification. but the concept? "let me in ur crew. whats ur crew without me legitimizing the group" blah. but masterfully done for what it is. but blah hit
this pussy signed out as champ. seen me, his dick got extra hard
I guess he figured this his only chance to get on the return of the legends card
(naaaaaaaaaaaah very weak in comparison to ur rest n just lazy )

You literally work with retards, I know for a fact that shit doesn't yield chips
You're lame, the only chicks that drool all over u are the ones u take on field trips
(I like this.)
I'm on one helluva streak, fat fuck u don't have shot to win
U get mad cuz you're never mentioned, ur an elephant even in the rooms u aren't in
(kinda choppy rhyme but this was cool. abv avg)
And you're a part time security guard with your shirt buttoned to your second chin
When girls say ur really frisky tonight, ur just making sure they dont sneak a weapon in
(lol nice)
You're in front of the club, I'm inside with an entourage like Jeremy Piven
It's ironic that they call us the outsiders when u gotta stand there for a living
(simple but worded effectively. good)
Trying to lose weight? just try crack cuz uve been saying feed me more way b4 Ryback
No one reps that dead crew, if u wanna be a Capo so bad Ill leave u like the one Chiraq
("in" chiraq. sok. conceptually I can dig it. but something about it I don't like much. its like ehhhh ok.)
Thought I signed back in for some real comp, shit I could've still been the champ today
He's washed up, usually when we see an offensive lineman this bad, it's in Tampa Bay
(this was ehhh)

fucking close

h/o


mmmk.

heres how I see it. mets strongest were much stronger than kars.

that lama the lime line was nuts and so was king lawler. problem is he had 6 bars I felt were a bit weak coz it was on some self glory shit tbh. specially the closer. tbat was a throwaway

kar came really consistent. with personals. that undoubtedly have been said in some shape or form...but flipped to where the ref was seemingly fresh IN MY EYES

for example the drool one

theres been plently of retard/metts lines but lol that one was worded good and was hilarious

that closer was lazy as fuck tho n str8 doodoo but you were consisteny enouhh to take this

interesting battle. I want to see how the rest see this.

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