greed saw ur pic, started doing backflips and yeah, it seems absurd...
but fuck a neck hole - that's a black hole, get too close, & hear Matthew McConaughey screaming 'MURPH!!!'
stop hangin w/dudes, find a girl with who to drink instead
& if ur lucky, by the end of the night, u may get more than just ur fingers wet
u look stiff as fuck man, slam that drink or find someone to fire it up
looks like u need about four bowls... to be moved into the sink and washed u untidy fuck
if a bitch even stepped in that place, it would be on her way to the back door
with so many pussies walking around, it's no surprise u got red spots on that floor
if he came out his shell, he'd get chicks, that's something that this geek should know
I mean I'm fucking livid that I already used a turtle club flip on muff a couple weeks ago
let's do the math, two dudes drinking together in a dorm, that can't be that fun...
u got a life alert bracelet on, too bad it couldn't remind you to go out and get one
I mean, I could write a book about how much that these two suck...
pic is like a Seuss rhyme, one chump, two chumps, red cup, blue cup...