[Objective]

There got to be someone who does graphics over here that can produce a satisfying result? I mean, making a fucking lime isn't that hard if you just know the basics of illustrator or some shit.

Just remembered something our graphics guy did for a customer some time ago just to show how his site would look like with pics: https://pixabay.com/ <-- This site got a shitload of pictures that can be used for anything whether it's commercial or not. If you find a lime picture from that site you can rest assured nothing will happen.