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if you put bumper stickers on your car you are an asshole

not just because they are stupid, but because i end up having to take them off when you sell your car and someone wants to paint it.

and everyone drives pieces of shit with plastic bumpers, so i cant burn it off with an eraser wheel, i gotta get a heat gun and peel it off in pieces

so fuck you and your bumper stickers you FUCKS