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Old 07-06-2015, 06:16 PM   #5
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They have sections at rite Aid an cvs with these....I won't order them off TV but sometimes I'll glance at the aisle....some of that shit is neat lol
yeah, they look good on paper

Then you try them, and 90% of the time you're like- well they didn't lie... but this thing is a piece of shit. the Perfect Push Up? my pops for one in a Yankee Swap, so I break it out for a test run

you do one push-up and can immediately tell that they're cockjuice

and tbh they might have a good product IDEA, but with low prices they simply don't have to improve it whatsoever

you say "satisfaction guaranteed" and prove it can do the absolute bare minimum to scrape by, and bank on nobody being smart enough/ caring enough about $17.99 enough to send it back for a refund
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I'm going to start off on a tangent.

when I write, lately, I feel as if I begin by stringing together ambient ideas and concepts, then i realize I'm just typing the words coffee, tawdry, and autumn over and over and over, again, then I pass out dru-
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