[Hush]

Battle Reviews pt 1.

Muff vs Des


Yo, I want to jump straight into this was cuz cot dayum was this motherfucker a barn burner. A slobbaknocka as Good Ole J.R would say. Tbh I don't think the battle was as close or entertaining as the fallout. Cuz BOYYY did Muff lose his shit AGAIN in this one. I feel kind of responsible cuz once I read the verse BEFORE I posted it or even knew who I'd put him against... I was like FWEWWW. That Home Alone line fucked me up man. That shit was fucking hard. So I PM'd Muff like yo my nigga BARS. Silly me. Cuz once Muff got one vote against him that shit fucked his snail mind up. Nigga like Hush said BARS how could I not get 10000 votes? Listen bro.. this for everybody. I HAVE ALWAYS HAD BAD TASTE IN TXT. Or at least liked different bars than the masses. ALWAYS. But yea. I will go into a full break down of the battle now.. just saying. Almost DQd both these niggas a few times but end up saying FUCKIT. Perfect battle. These two deserve each other. Oh haha@ BB and Bags trying to troll vote.. ya'll sad.




Muff
Ya wife is Bashful. She said You fuck like a lifeless statue
I'll do her Dirty. Get her to Suck on Balls like Dyson Vaacums
I guess them Dyson vacs got the balls on the bottom right? Shit still a vacuum suck line so I'm like nawl
Faggot .you actin scrappy then I'm clappin the k
Nigga get sour. I'll leave your Head Smoking like Warhead Packaging Back in the Days
BANG BANG BANG.. shitlikedat.. Nah but I fuxks with this heavy
this shit is like a "We Can Do it" poster so don't ignore
Coz if This Bitch Pulls Out an Arm n Flexes Ima Get Militant n Go To War
fire. It's a bit vague or out there, but its not a reach. I actually got one of them posters at my girl spot.. good shit
you are coward Enveloped. I'll leave u powerless fella
See you Rose..Doors Opened up for you...n Now you gettin Dropped no Disney's Tower of Terror
its aight. but its like so over worded iunno man
I'll mollywop ur cuzin. Get top while ur mommy's sulking
Catch you home alone n make you slap yourself like Macaulay Culkin
cant believe this line stirred so much shit, i fuq with it
Give ur bitch that looong dick. There's no replacing the charm
I'll Adder To my Stable When I Infiltrate n Put My Snake In Her Barn
eh, dont even make sense bro.. its too fucking convuluted for what?



Destroyer
go away. nobody likes u. lime green's for elites & ur far from nice
I know u flushed ur DNS ***he but trust me, ur still posting on the wrong site
fire.. this is prolly better than all muff shit cuz its compact and fuxking forceful
I'm Mad Dog, I'll Rama clip and spray til ur face gone
the room will clear out when the cans go off, call that gettin my Raid on
whats rama clip mean? whateva.. the punch itself was cool. nothing crazy
des is a straight rock star. and bottom line is ur fake, not hard.
tough as woman's prison - I call u orange is the new black... u ain't got bars
a prison bar line? i dont give a fuck what u do to it.. not feeling
des is comin for u clown, like I didn't like u cause u brown
hozier throat down with cold rounds & u be singing take me to church til they take the Roof down
who?what? no.. not but forrea who?
I'm so nuts. u wanna throw lead w/des? ur in no luck
I'll give u a hollow point hairdo, & bring a new meaning to the bowl cut
bro I feel like u was reading the shooter article and just forced bars
it's simple so pay attention, if u even step in d's direction
u better get to Halton, like uh-oh's latest self-titled beat collection
barely a diss bland and just not good. look at ur first line and this one ya know?


Muff got it easily imo. Des first line was killer. One more of those could of changed tides.




Junto vs Tic



Looking back this could of been a rematch of the battle these two just had in the Key Grand Prix finals. I didn't notice that til just now which is pretty cool. When they did meet in that Finals Jun took the W, and Tic had a taste of vengeance here tying the series 1-1 to my knowledge here on NC. Does that say Tic is better at generics and Jun better at personals? Does it matter when you know who your opponent is or was it a any given Sunday situation? Both these dudes are pretty dope and I am eager to see the tie breaker.. Onto the bars..



Junto
You made it here by no luck. Hush set ya up to get punk'd now you queer.
way to go... read below, it's the suggested route to send you the fuck outta here.
I legit dont get this, its kinda worded like a riddle to me.. iunno man.. say that out loud. it just not situated in a way anybody speaks to me
I bet you saw my name & puked. Ima see yours like Ha, what a corny fruit...
My name ring out in my city nigga. When urs sounds its wit harmonicas & joyful flute
eh, not a great diss here man. felt lazy, not sting, not creative.. just a meh flip
U dont shoot outside of ranges on ur birthday. One punch'd put a crack in ur face
& only time 'lead out'? is after I drop u wit that jab & ur girl takin me back to her place
ok, wording kinda dont work, but I dont want to be so picky, this is aight
Fuck cares who ball in the tourney farther when ur chicks such a slutty partner
I pick baby girl up right now... she'd take the mic in front of erryone like Curry daughter
punch fire, its old now, but it was relevant when u sent it, but yo. read ut setup b, that shit is barely fucking legible.. say it man, it sounds retarded, its not how humans format sentences
I fight the best - aim for the jaw and give this fool one right & left
And it'll be an early breaking that'd only be acceptable on license tests
man u not doing it here bro, not gonna lie this light as fuck.. a early breaking? u cant create cliches dude
When u play life like chess you win early - now I could get rich wit past dues
...only moves u been makin is a rotation between your bed fridge & bathroom
weak



Tic
When it comes to text, put a stop to it cuz ya not legit
You come w/ such Horrible Scripts, it could make Jurassic World into an Oscar flick
nice. breathe of fresh air on the wording, setup merged perfect. u can say it and it sounds normal.. this tight LOTB so far
This wannabe homie sucks, to beat me you better pony up
My Style is dope. You've struggled to come into your own like a lonely Muff
lol yuck
I'll kill you quick - Put you in a Grave for not actin right
& once you Meet the Dirt, it'll be you'n that Bitch Forever like Married Life
nah man this not doing much
I'll Vent my anger & trust ya life'll end, bet it square
When part of you Circulates evenly in every room like Central Air
ok this creative as fuck man, good shit. this bang
He talks a lot til the heater's aimed & he'll start chokin instantly
'N when the gun go off? That's Chamber Music that could rival Beethoven's symphonies
nah, chill on the gun lines it aint for everybody man
I'm not Often Around, my schedule's a tangled maze
But I'll show Availability when I use one to cover ya mangled face
nah


Yeah, Tic got this one fairly easily. Iunno what happened. Last time you battled Tic seemed like his verse was fatigued. This time Junto seemed to suffer the same fate. Like I said earlier round 3 between these two should be sick.



Allen Knight vs Cred


Allen Knight and Cred are two of my favs. It sucks these two had to meet in the first round because I always love an opportunity to read an extra verse from either of them. Allen usually has that gritty reference heavy style with a bit of horrorcore, while Cred can be a bit of the same with a lil more shoot you in your face. I actually didn't really feel Allens verse, oh Dafuq a Immortan? I will be calling you Gotham Knight from here on in... but yea.. Lets see them bahrz


Allen Knight
gotta Tre pound aimed at ur skull, dont doubt it sucker
cuz hollows from the Tragus thru one side of ur fuckin ear & out the other
I'm sitting here about to google Tragus but then Im just like fuckit, nah.. not gonna. I get the trey just wp. but bro.. iuno not feeling cuz it seems really obscure
ur a faggot that loves cock, i fuckin hate this joke
u sucked Tumenov & let'em take u from the back like a rear naked choke
is tumenov a gay dude or a mma fighter? iunno. I'll go with ok for argument sake here
i stay blowin out ppl in battles..TKO, in text ima great
u neva been Upton of votes, u get smashed everytime u step to the plate
a baseball player right? too reference heavy off the back and the wps all seemed forced
u'll get headshots w/ the AR, faggot it'll rip ur core
spray Utilize pop out ur sockets & u cant use them fuckin shits no more
ok wp, wording is off a bit, well alot, cud and shud of been alot doper
ya trash & its known, i'll do this lame all greezy
u cant win Witcher wack shit & i'll beat u like a video game on easy
this was a wp that didnt really work but was still really dope to me
gotta cannon pressed to ur chest, rippin this hack mean
fuck usin brass Nux, i'll spary till ur heart explodes like a Mad Max scene
didnt see the movie but this line seems lazy and light man. wtf is up with this verse

Cred

Known gunner, 44 bulldog bustin thats chrome thunder
Bitch I'll have u tryna stay away from dese Wolves like da Road Runner
light but ok opener
I'm dat hard, on top wit greats? Pfft u cudn't get dat far
Bitch u been a Cat in da Bck so long u cud rival the trunk on the new Jaguar
eh, barely if anything, wording is keeping it clean tho
Damn dis fake, load da ladder & I'm blamin eight
Cuz I got a Taurus dat aint made by Ford, wit shots firing so fast u cnt Escape
ok, taurus dat aint made by ford is fire, the escape part felt forced and tacked on, line could of been colder but u rushed it and took the easy road imo
I'm dumpin mre lead, come right bck if u aint on the floor dead
Da banger'll leave u no choice but to Quit life wen da Forfeit right in front ur forehead
fire
I'm sick bro, I got bitches for days & can guarantee u dnt get hoes
Wit a mug dat fukin big, ur head cuda been in da hand of dude in da pic roast
na
U ain't bred right, I bang my gang wen I'm grippin da lead tight
Cuz I'll start clickin dat Eagle wit my Flag wrapped around it like I'm refreshin da website
don demarco


This one was cut and dry for me. Cred got this. Voters didnt agree. Maybe all those nameplays that missed for me were really really dope if you got them. Whatever. Allen got the win, where Cred did get some votes so regardless I think ya'll both put on here. Competitive battle frfr. I need to see that rematch tho.



Greed vs Strikta

Yo @Greed you will forever be a real legit dude in my book bro. Got your verse in first, got all your votes in, competed in the roast. Asked for the bye and when I gave you the +2 votes instead you never complained. That shit goes along way to show this mans true charachter. And he NEVER conforms. Ya'll look at that as a negative, but at this point to me its his strength. Greed aka Pryde you a cool dude man, you never let none of these niggas phase you and I respect that. Strik lol can't believe this nigga even showed. I appreciate it cuz I have a feeling if it wasn't my tourney nigga wasnt showing. AND he only sent 10 lines haha Strik you motherfucker you.


Greed
Better show me some respect b4 i take ur bitches and leave
You MUST of thought you were battling someone else cause i KNOW that verse wasnt written for me
LOVVVVVVVe this angle, suprised no one else took it, the line fell flat but the angle is dope
Bro you getting crazy? Fuck the hands ill grab a cleaver
Im thinking u dont know who the fuck you talking to.. then realized i dont even know either
eh not a diss but again very clever route to take, you just got lost
Do whatever, shady tactics wont get u the top spot
Idc how hard u spiderman still gonna take you to the doc ock
spied or man? spied her man? iunno but it dont work, then take u to the doc ock gets tacked on and it all gets worst
On the web u think u fly.... clearly u've smoked fire
The netcees u as a burden but not cause u a dope writer
really? this is just so fucking no dude. its old. done, wack, no no no
You aint even close to me, in this game u cant stop me bruh
A stones throw away? Boy that Far Rock would have karaoke whole hood with binoculars
good concept again, maybe ur best line all in all
Nigga yo dick inactive.. u've never had blessings from a real ho
If your degenerate action its only from being a sexually awkward weirdo
or this one, these were better.. ur styke is almost awkward to a fault tho bro


Strikta
It's a party for idgaf, & blades'll be leavin' ya neck drippin
Have my knife in ya shindig til' ya leg's off then I'd beat u to death w/ it
Yo did u grab one of ur old lines take "someones name" out add "idgaf" and just use it as ur opener.. if yes was this battle from 02? if yes thats ur only excuse for this shit lmao
Dat pale ho of urs so ugly I hope sun rays hit til she toast
She be working for tan lines.. & I'll have her sucking dick for some dope
firrrrrrrrre. kal yen tay boy
I'm Daniel Day-Lewis, fuck dis nerd cuz he gay..
..There Will Be Blood, nigga
& u bein wack as fuck always in Plainview like a drunken murderous rage
nah
My movement is raw, stupid, da banger gets used til u fall
Only light on ya feet when dem red beams aimed at ya shoes so u'd crawl
this shit right hea man.. wooo
U losin dis dog, & I'd duct tape ya girl b4 my penis slip in
Have her mouth occupied so to speak & so to speak she'd need permission
nice


Yeah, this was straight foward as they come. Greed did his numbers but Strik had two real hard haymakers, I mean like KO blows man. Those two lines turned the tables fast and sealed the deal here IMHO. Voters felt the same.