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Old 06-29-2015, 05:34 AM   #1539
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Whuts funny? Bugs Bunny,
and Doug Funny arguing over drug money.
Sluts love me, i got a Tyrannosaurus dick
and i bump uglies with any random whore or chick.
Slam their jaws with it -
My average thought eclipses
and happens to cause a rift 'til the planets in orbit shift.
I'm manically warped and itching to insuffulagate
blacking out, zorked, and tripping from too much of the flake.
Fucking it i'm straight whiling,
got the bottle to mouth.
stay smiling 'til the bottom falls out - along with my teeth.
I've been... longing for weeks for some of the weed,
there's a rainforest in my head, kiddies. Come up and see.
It's a hundred degrees in Knuckleheads firecrotch,
you unlucky freaks.
Touch your knees and show me why i'm a boss!
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