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Originally Posted by Bags
Muff got people over
Logs into nc from bathroom
LMAO
I just cant
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nah I been there
not at my own place, but like when your girl drags you out to her friend's housewarming party by the lake and it's a huge group of mutual friends you don't know and she's doing a shit job of keeping you in the convo
everyone's dead dick sober and you already know you won't be able to chime in until people are feeling tipsy and forget they're trying to be NE yuppies who only own boat shoes and ascots
meanwhile you slugged a steel reserve in the car, you're already hungover and it's not even noon. These clowns are tryna serve brioche and I don't even know what that shit consists of let alone how to pronounce it, but it sure as fuck isn't gonna keep me from having an extended internet adventure on their marble shitter while the subject lingers on boat payment plans and Huntington's disease or some shit