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Originally Posted by Sharp
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So my boy is leaving Korea this week, last weekend etc. usually I work Saturdays but this week I don't so I'm all ready to rage for my boy.
We go out. I'm drunk. Drankin smokin straight wear coastin.
We figure why not go to a seedy noraebang which is like a karaoke place pretty much. But this one has call girls. So we call some girls.
I'm boo'd up so I'm not tripping. What these birches want from a nigfa nah mean.
But I'm gettin my swerve on, jammin out to the noraebang. I ask the lady for chicks with big ongdongis. But Korean chicks don't have butts so she puts her arms in an X and we order two prostitites to join us.
They come, they dance with us, they sing some Korean songs and shit. And this one chick is like being all flirtatious with everyone, and I grab the mike and say in Korean "Americans have big penises" which makes her kinda recoil a bit.
So I'm pissed cuz like they should be fuckin SOMEONE. I'm genuinely not interested cuz I like butts but they aren't doing their job. So I walk by all smooth. Take my shirt off and start dancing. They crowd around me cuz I got energy flowing off me. And I bend over and fart on them. Boom boom, one fart per prostitites. They get all huff and puff and I start jammin wonder wall and everyone has a good time.