lmao damn uhoh with the life saving god post
THREAD UPDATE
so I'm at a party right now and I'm in the toilet
first shit I've had all day tbh
I'm on the toilet right now
this shit is not solid at all bros, complete watery discharge so I can see these fuckers in the bowl right?
there's worms swimming in my fucking watery turd man, I can see 'em
nothing like the six foot bullshit ppl were talking about earlier in the thread
these things are all like half a centimetre to a centimetre long each
there's maybe 5-6 I can make out crawling around in my faeces like it's no thing wtf?
These must be young/newly hatched given the size
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I've had flatulence allllllllll fucking day
so glad these babies aren't in my toilet at home, it's literally disgusting
been in the shower earlier scrubbing my ass religiously with an old toothbrush tryna clean that shit
honestly don't know what to fucking do here going forward
how am I gonna go into a store and let them know my problem while the girl behind the desk hears all about my giant ass worm and it's yellow offspring crawling up my rectal passage and tryna keep a straight face? Ahahahhaha
that shits not happening unless absolutely necessary let's be honest
this shit enough to put me off giving anal sex ever again tbh
The thought of one of these crazy little shit dwelling faggots crawling up my pee hole seeming more like an eventuality than a possibility right now roflzzzz
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uh-oh to thread for help/advice plz