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I HAVE EGREGIOUS BOWEL MOVEMENTS

this led me to google this before and horrify myself. my mother has crohns disease so i thought maybe i had it, and through webmd and google i entered the rabbithole of human worms

what this was baron, at least what it sounds like is the little variety of worms. DOES YOUR BOOTYHOLE ITCH? the type im thinking of, you get from like kids and shit. some filthy kid will have them, scratch his butthole, dap some other kid, the eggs live on the surface for days, so that little kid eats something with his shit residue hands from the effected, they pass through the digestive tract and are birthed in the COLON. and basically its a cycle

they literally pass person to person from people itching their buttholes and then touching other people.

in the middle of the night, these creatures know when you are sleeping, the mother worm will exit your butthole and lay eggs on your brown ring, because the coolness of the outer world makes it prime for them to hatch, when they hatch they crawl back inside, but the slime and goop of them makes your butthole itch. you subconciencely scratch and spread them.

they're killed with over the counter shit tho so no worries

there is also another kind tho, they get big. like 6 inches. they are more terrifying because they move around in you. they are BIRTHED in your LUNGS, move down and eat your shit and get huge, then travel to your LUNGS, lay eggs, go back to eating shit, die, get shit out. and so on.

but these are terrifying because on their journey to and from your lungs, they go UP through shit, causing you to cough and swallow them to send them back to your poop areas. but the problem is they can come out of your NOSE AND EYES. 6 inch long EARTHWORM THINGS

but they're pretty much in tropical third world countries

so you probably just got the butthole itch worms. you're like a filthy DOG