Here's one universal fact for proof you NEVER get chicks..
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line....that measures your dick.
As a man tonight a steak & blowjob are two things I have in life...
While ur favorite cowboy strip is replayin matthew mconaughey's scene in magic mike.
Snipe u from long range, post up near ur residence..
i wont need endoscopic cameras for me to watch his bloodstream thru a special lens.
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blame your squad b, they hyped you from the home bleachers fam
you young in the mind, so I'll drop this shadow just like Peter Pan
your shits lame, quit playin', you'll be remembered as a joke shit stain
I'm throwing shots in the darkness & they still hittin' you like Rick James
v/aliasfag
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