Here's one universal fact for proof you NEVER get chicks..
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line....that measures your dick.
Lol
As a man tonight a steak & blowjob are two things I have in life...
While ur favorite cowboy strip is replayin matthew mconaughey's scene in magic mike.
Okay
Throw punches like sons fighting over a will... i dont give a fuck
Cuz after I pass over these rights... the left shit will split you up.
Cool
Whores run in ur family. this facts true ya'll
Fuck a name n phone#, moms got a family crest of a penis on a bathroom wall.
Okay
Snipe u from long range, post up near ur residence..
i wont need endoscopic cameras for me to watch his bloodstream thru a special lens.
Okay
alias? nah...skills is what shadow boxin bout to decide.
I got a burds eye view of the tourney...n I can see em flippin my shit a few weeks down the line.
Okay
Mr. J
I bet you thought the finals was in arms reach til' you saw me..
claim to be the best, then run out of talent, you a Lebron meme
Lol
blame your squad b, they hyped you from the home bleachers fam
you young in the mind, so I'll drop this shadow just like Peter Pan
Nah
you couldn't beat the man even before he shows...of course he knows
a majority of his time is gleefully spent waiting by the glory hole!
Nooo
your shits lame, quit playin', you'll be remembered as a joke shit stain
I'm throwing shots in the darkness & they still hittin' you like Rick James
Weak
I'll tear down your wife, your house, your life & your board of supporters
while you sit there in silence waiting for answers like Dora the Explorer
Heh
I gotta thank you for the pass though, this whole things been delightful
so keep thinking you ill nika, cause your box suffered from a menstrual cycle
What?
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