I am the straightness that you all fear, the hetero that you all hate. The darkness in your rainbows. I am the one who causes you to choke on your soy lattes, the one who makes you cry almost as much as your Hallmark movies, the one who causes your mascara to smear your cheeks time and time again.
I am the man who does not smooch men, the hero you all need but do not deserve.
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