I don't make a whole lot of threads anymore. Nothing left to prove. might be awkward in your thread, might make tags which are hillarious which split 8 hates, which causes me to make 10 more. I see bags has been on an all-day bullying spree of the muffin man and Masaii's new alias, so you know, just thought I would liven things up a little.
at any rate: pretty epic day today. I was walking in the Barnes and Noble and this lady and her son are walking past me.
no lie, the kid points at me and says: "is that my daddy?"
quickly and to avoid any awkwardness, mom says: "No, but your daddy does have a big beard like that."