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Originally Posted by Beers McSteak
Wine and antianxiety pills? Is this an episode of Sex in the City or something here? Type of dude to cry about his husband leaving him when he isn't even in a relationship yet, type of dude to walk around with his arms straight down and his wrists flailed outwards. Here's Phil in his early college days.
Phil: my oh my i would just love to watch some 90210 i hope the bros dont mind
*he sees some of his "bros" sitting around indian style talking about how much they love "koombayah"*
Phil: hey guys i love koombayah too but whats good with a hallmark movie marathon and some smirnoff ice, we gonna be on that stone cold killa tip since it has the word "ice" in it.
*Phil sees a cup with bubbly red/pink liquid in it and reaches for it*
*Two of the bros spring up and scream "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Phil: uh whats up?
Bro 1: duuuuude that wine cooler isn't watered down!
Bro 2: we aint trying to have no overdosing up in here.
Phil: thanks guys! I have a blanket we can share tonight
And this is how Phil grew to become the guy who drinks corona lights, Mother Earth's Feminine Aura Diet Chardonnay and antianxiety pills he gets in exchange for cooking and cleaning while in a french maid costume that nobody requested he wear.
And having "friends" and doing it on a "back deck" doesn't at all excuse such sodomite behaviors! It just means there are more than one of you Bruce Jenners trying to score a sideways slam-dunk on each other after a few shots of parrot bay wine coolers.
Reprehensible.
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Or whoever detains people these days
Please put dad mcfather fagots alias in detainment for deplorable boarding habits.
Thanks.